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Ted (stylized as ted) is a 2012 American comedy film, directed, co-produced and co-written by Seth MacFarlane, starring Mark Wahlberg and Mila Kunis in leading roles. The supporting cast includes Giovanni Ribisi, Joel McHale, Aedin Mincks, Jessica Stroup and Patrick Warburton.

The film is the feature-length directorial debut of MacFarlane,produced by Media Rights Capital and distributed by Universal Pictures. It is currently the highest-grossing R-rated film of 2012, as well as the 9th-highest grossing film of 2012.

Plot of Ted (2012)

In 1985, in a suburb south of Boston, John Bennett (Bretton Manley) is a lonely kid, who dearly wishes for his new Christmas gift, a large teddy bear he names Teddy ("Ted"), to come to life to be his best friend. The wish succeeds with a falling star one night and Ted (Zane Cowans) becomes fully alive. In 2012, John (Mark Wahlberg) and Ted (voiced and motion captured by Seth MacFarlane), now living in the South End neighborhood of Boston, are still staunch, if immature, friends enjoying a hedonistic life, even while John is pursuing a 4-year-long relationship with a level-headed office worker named Lori Collins (Mila Kunis). As the 4th anniversary of their relationship approaches, Lori hopes to marry John, but she feels that he can't move ahead with his life with Ted around, who's now a dirty, vulgar, obnoxious wastrel. John is resistant to kicking Ted out, but he is finally persuaded that night to act when he and Lori discover Ted at home with four prostitutes, one of whom has defecated on the floor during a game of Truth or Dare.

Soon, John finds Ted his own apartment and a job at a grocery store, where his grossly irresponsible behavior on the job manages to get him both promoted and acquainted with the superficial co-worker Tami-Lynn (Jessica Barth). Ted and John still spend most of their time together, which frustrates and irritates Lori when she discovers John has been skipping work to do so while using her for his excuses. Meanwhile, an obsessed stalker named Donny (Giovanni Ribisi), who idolized Ted as a kid, shows interest in possessing him for his brutishly destructive son Robert (Aedin Mincks). Things start to come to a head when Lori and John are invited to a party put on by Lori's lecherous manager Rex (Joel McHale), who has a crush on her against John, who wishes he would die from Lou Gehrig's disease; but Ted lures John away to a wild party at his apartment with the offer to meet Sam Jones (playing himself), the star of their favorite movie Flash Gordon. Although John arrives with the intention of spending only a few minutes, he gets caught up in the occasion which gets completely out of control, with Sam persuading John and Ted to snort cocaine with him and Ted singing karaoke. Eventually, Lori discovers John there and breaks up with him in a rage. At that, John blames Ted for ruining his life and tells him to stay away.
Eventually, Ted and John confront each other about their ruined friendship in John's hotel room and have a destructive brawl after John provokes Ted by saying he wished he got a Teddy Ruxpin instead of him, but soon manage to reconcile after the TV falls on John's crotch. To repair John's relationship with Lori, Ted arranges with an old lover named Norah Jones (playing herself) to help by having John express his love for Lori with a song during her concert, being held at the Hatch Shell. Although John's performance proves an embarrassment, Lori is touched by the attempt while repelled by Rex's sneering. Later, Ted goes to visit Lori at her apartment and explains that he was responsible for John's lapse; however, he offers to leave them alone forever if she goes to at least speak with him. Lori is persuaded, but moments after she leaves, Ted is kidnapped by Donny and taken to his house to function as Robert's victim.

Cast of Ted (2012)

    Mark Wahlberg as John Bennett
        Bretton Manley as Young John Bennett
    Mila Kunis as Lori Collins
    Seth MacFarlane as Ted (Voice and motion capture)
        Tara Strong as Ted's "I Love You" Function (Uncredited)
        Zane Cowans as Young Ted (Voice)
    Joel McHale as Rex
    Giovanni Ribisi as Donny
    Patrick Warburton as Guy
    Matt Walsh as Thomas, John's boss
    Jessica Barth as Tami-Lynn
    Bill Smitrovich as Frank Stevens, Ted's boss
    Ralph Garman as Steve Bennett, John's dad
    Alex Borstein as Helen Bennett, John's mom
    Laura Vandervoort as Tanya Terry
    Jessica Stroup as Tracy
    Sam J. Jones as Himself
    Norah Jones as Herself
    Aedin Mincks as Robert
    Robert Wu as Asian Man "Ming"
    John Viener as Alix
    Mike Henry as Southern Newscaster
    Danny Smith as Waiter
    Patrick Stewart as Narrator
    Ryan Reynolds as Jarred (Cameo appearance)